a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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