Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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