Kiss
Puke
Where is the hickey?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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