I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize