Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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