i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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