i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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