Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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