she looked like the before picture.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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