I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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