I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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