i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
