first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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