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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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