This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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