First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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