well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
