Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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