It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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