There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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