It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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