If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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