I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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