jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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