we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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