i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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