It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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