garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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