actually, I'm a sock model
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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