you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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