This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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