after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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