was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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