My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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