I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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