you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
