Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
