Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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