Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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