Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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