Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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