i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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