He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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