they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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