We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
please don't ironically join a cult
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