she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Also, beer. Big fan.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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