sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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