She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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