i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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