Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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