I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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