Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
