"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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