only if we run a train.
done.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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