You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Who died my cat blue again?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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