i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
