I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I would ride that face into the sunset
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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